Traffic Patterns of Life

I am surprised at myself that it has taken me until my eighth post to bring up one of North Jersey's most popular claims to fame. TRAFFIC!!!

Traffic, traffic, friken traffic. I would love to end the post there. Right there, on that note. Screw traffic.

I am getting aggravated just thinking about sitting in a mile of traffic on the way to high school every morning during my senior year. Absolutely infuriating. A two hour trip to visit my sister in South Jersey often has turned into a five hour painful death. I have tolerance though. I am accustomed to the horrors of bumper to bumper traffic that slowly sucks your very soul out from your form.

I like to laugh at people in St. Davids, Pa when they get all flustered in their 15 minutes of fame as they sit in traffic that breaks up momentarily. Me on the other hand, I keep a cool head and just smile with my windows down. Their red little faces make me giggle and due to the transitive property I like traffic in St. Davids, PA.

I am not saying I am a better person from living in North Jersey (I sorta am). I am just saying that I know when you should get stressed out and when not to.

My fellow PA peers, don't let traffic get you all out of sorts, just deal with it. No wait actually I lied. Get really really upset, it makes me chuckle.

Ti Amo